[Dumb Fantasy Cliche Post]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Hello.

I really hope you weren't like, enjoying the silence or anything.

Because be it in a tavern, in the center of a marketplace by a fancy fountain, or even out in the wilderness You are not safe.

Because there's a cat in full bardic ware performing.]

Copper's good for making things,
But hardly fit for kings or popes.
Silver's good for chains and rings,
And also killing lycanthropes.
Electrum is a novelty,
But seems to lack a certain flair.
Platinum shines regally,
Nobility beyond compare.
Mithril is a magic ore,
So bright and difficult to scratch.
Gems that sparkle, I adore,
In jewelry that can have no match.
But for a catfolk's happiness,
There's one more thing that I require;
One more thing I must possess,
To feed the flames of my desire.
Gold, I love the gleaming!
Gold, of you I'm dreaming!
I can't be happy 'til I've rolled
In piles and piles of shining gold!
Ha ha ha, ha ha!

[Granted he's.. tolerable. But it's probably inconceivable of enjoying it unless you either have a few in you, or have abysmally shitty taste.]

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

I am not proud.

[wakeupsheeple]

Whatever.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Guess who's packing up his loot to go spend those shillings immediately??

Food food food.]

[wakeupsheeple]

What are you doing?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm going to go eat.

[wakeupsheeple]

...Why didn't you just say you needed food.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I don't need food, I have three shillings.

To buy food.

[wakeupsheeple]

People are more likely to give you money if you tell them you need it to eat. And why did you ask for a kiss.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm not a begger!

And 'tis true, a kiss would sustain far more than any food!

[Meaning he'd take the kiss and eat out of the trash.]

[wakeupsheeple]

It's not true at all.

[whoslaughingmeow]

tis.

[wakeupsheeple]

Are you just an idiot?

[whoslaughingmeow]

No.

[Yes.]

[wakeupsheeple]

Uh-huh.

[whoslaughingmeow]

What is with that look.

[wakeupsheeple]

What look?

[whoslaughingmeow]

You are judging me.

[wakeupsheeple]

Don't you have food to go get?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Somehow someone staring at me like I am an idiot wounds my appetite.

[wakeupsheeple]

Whatever, too bad.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[grumble grumble fine at least I'm gonna eat.]

[wakeupsheeple]

[ whatever nerd

following him as he leaves ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

...Are you following me.

[wakeupsheeple]

I'm going to go eat.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Okay fine she obviously isn't gonna go to the cheapest bakery surely.]