[Dumb Fantasy Cliche Post]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Hello.

I really hope you weren't like, enjoying the silence or anything.

Because be it in a tavern, in the center of a marketplace by a fancy fountain, or even out in the wilderness You are not safe.

Because there's a cat in full bardic ware performing.]

Copper's good for making things,
But hardly fit for kings or popes.
Silver's good for chains and rings,
And also killing lycanthropes.
Electrum is a novelty,
But seems to lack a certain flair.
Platinum shines regally,
Nobility beyond compare.
Mithril is a magic ore,
So bright and difficult to scratch.
Gems that sparkle, I adore,
In jewelry that can have no match.
But for a catfolk's happiness,
There's one more thing that I require;
One more thing I must possess,
To feed the flames of my desire.
Gold, I love the gleaming!
Gold, of you I'm dreaming!
I can't be happy 'til I've rolled
In piles and piles of shining gold!
Ha ha ha, ha ha!

[Granted he's.. tolerable. But it's probably inconceivable of enjoying it unless you either have a few in you, or have abysmally shitty taste.]

Comments

[wakeupsheeple]

Uh-huh.

[whoslaughingmeow]

What is with that look.

[wakeupsheeple]

What look?

[whoslaughingmeow]

You are judging me.

[wakeupsheeple]

Don't you have food to go get?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Somehow someone staring at me like I am an idiot wounds my appetite.

[wakeupsheeple]

Whatever, too bad.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[grumble grumble fine at least I'm gonna eat.]

[wakeupsheeple]

[ whatever nerd

following him as he leaves ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

...Are you following me.

[wakeupsheeple]

I'm going to go eat.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Okay fine she obviously isn't gonna go to the cheapest bakery surely.]

[wakeupsheeple]

[ do I actually look like I have any decent amount of money what do you take me for a successful adventurer??? ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Goddammit.

Look at him buy that shitty loaf of stale bread.]

[wakeupsheeple]

[ get good, maybe you should buy a shitty loaf of non-stale bread ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[that's more than three shillings.]

[wakeupsheeple]

[ THIS BREAD IS SO DELICIOUS ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[LOOK

IT'S FINE

I HAVE A CANTEEN OF ALMOST CLEAN WATER

AND HALF AN ONION

AND THIS STALE BREAD.

I AM ENJOYING MYSELF.]

[wakeupsheeple]

[ how does it feel to be a peasant ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[YOU'RE A SLIGHTLY LESS POOR PEASANT.]

[wakeupsheeple]

[ AT LEAST I EARN MY MONEY INSTEAD OF GETTING PAID TO BE A PUBLIC NUISANCE ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[hey some people like my singing!!

sometimes even when they aren't drunk!!]

[wakeupsheeple]

[ disgusting ]

Well, that was good.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[GNAWING ON DRY BREAD.]

[wakeupsheeple]

You know, you should become an adventurer.