[Dumb Fantasy Cliche Post]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Hello.

I really hope you weren't like, enjoying the silence or anything.

Because be it in a tavern, in the center of a marketplace by a fancy fountain, or even out in the wilderness You are not safe.

Because there's a cat in full bardic ware performing.]

Copper's good for making things,
But hardly fit for kings or popes.
Silver's good for chains and rings,
And also killing lycanthropes.
Electrum is a novelty,
But seems to lack a certain flair.
Platinum shines regally,
Nobility beyond compare.
Mithril is a magic ore,
So bright and difficult to scratch.
Gems that sparkle, I adore,
In jewelry that can have no match.
But for a catfolk's happiness,
There's one more thing that I require;
One more thing I must possess,
To feed the flames of my desire.
Gold, I love the gleaming!
Gold, of you I'm dreaming!
I can't be happy 'til I've rolled
In piles and piles of shining gold!
Ha ha ha, ha ha!

[Granted he's.. tolerable. But it's probably inconceivable of enjoying it unless you either have a few in you, or have abysmally shitty taste.]

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

Make me an offer.

[wakeupsheeple]

One shilling.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Five.

[wakeupsheeple]

Two.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Three and a kiss.

[wakeupsheeple]

You do not get a kiss.

[whoslaughingmeow]

..

Two and a kiss.

[wakeupsheeple]

Three.

[whoslaughingmeow]

A kiss.

[wakeupsheeple]

Absolutely not!

[whoslaughingmeow]

ten shillings.

[wakeupsheeple]

No.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Ahhh, c'mon!

[wakeupsheeple]

No.

[whoslaughingmeow]

fine.

Three shillings.

[wakeupsheeple]

[ THREE SHILLINGS. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[YESSS I GET TO EAT TONIGHT

I MEAN I GET TO EAT A SHITTY BREAD ROLL

BUT FOOD IS FOOD.]

[wakeupsheeple]

Don't look so proud.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I am not proud.

[wakeupsheeple]

Whatever.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Guess who's packing up his loot to go spend those shillings immediately??

Food food food.]

[wakeupsheeple]

What are you doing?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm going to go eat.

[wakeupsheeple]

...Why didn't you just say you needed food.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I don't need food, I have three shillings.

To buy food.