Test Drive

[garmage]

 [So once again you thought you were one place BUT IT TURNS OUT YOU ACTUALLY WERE NOT.

Instead you're in an incredibly fancy hallway full of doors, it looks like. Some bullshit hallway that's in a fancy school or government building.

When you do not move literally the moment he notices you this scrawny glasses wearing asshole makes a snide remark.]

Are you lost, or merely taking a moment to drool on yourself?

Comments

[wingsofliberty]

I've seen heaven. It isn't great.

[garmage]

Of course you have.

[DISMISSIVE.

And he uses a blink spell to stand back up rather than actually standing back up.]

[wingsofliberty]

[ oh my god you're lazier than I am ]

What's your name, cadet?

[garmage]

Adam.

For the record, that's pronounced 'your majesty.'

[wingsofliberty]

Who's your commanding officer?

[garmage]

Why on earth would I have one of those?

[wingsofliberty]

Why wouldn't you?

[garmage]

I'm a scientist, not a [eugh] soldier.

[wingsofliberty]

I see.

[ THAT SURE IS A LOOK OF DISGUST ]

[garmage]

Are you disappointed I shall not be participating in any militaresque hooting and hollering with you?

[wingsofliberty]

Do you care about the people around you?

[garmage]

I attempt not to have people around me.

Most of the time.

[ALL THE NON-SEXY TIME.]

[wingsofliberty]

Ridiculous.

[garmage]

I have too much to accomplish. [NAPS TO TAKE WHILE I PRETEND TO WORK.]

[wingsofliberty]

What a boring excuse.

[garmage]

Am I supposed to be eager to hang around others.

[MY INFERIORS.]

[wingsofliberty]

You are supposed to have respect for your fellows, and a sense of camaraderie and community.

[garmage]

...

[He just stares like you just spoke a foreign language.]

[wingsofliberty]

...

[ just. this face. ]

[garmage]

I am not good at comradery.

If I seek out company it is for specific reasons.

[wingsofliberty]

Oh? And those are...?

[garmage]

For when I require company.

[SEXYTIMES.]

[wingsofliberty]

'Company'.

[garmage]

Yes, Company.

[wingsofliberty]

I doubt anyone could possibly stand your presence.