Test Drive

[garmage]

 [So once again you thought you were one place BUT IT TURNS OUT YOU ACTUALLY WERE NOT.

Instead you're in an incredibly fancy hallway full of doors, it looks like. Some bullshit hallway that's in a fancy school or government building.

When you do not move literally the moment he notices you this scrawny glasses wearing asshole makes a snide remark.]

Are you lost, or merely taking a moment to drool on yourself?

Comments

[wingsofliberty]

I will fight you.

[garmage]

So quickly jumping to threats of physical violence, it's good to know my ability to judge the intellect of others is as finely honed as ever.

[wingsofliberty]

[ WHAT'S THAT?

A GUST OF WIND SUDDENLY TRYING TO KNOCK YOU ON YOUR ASS? ]

[garmage]

[SHIT

FUCK

He gets blasted over, yet somehow remains completely straight like a board as he hits and slides on the floor.]

[wingsofliberty]

You shouldn't mouth off to your superiors, cadet.

[garmage]

It's a good thing I won't meet one until I ascend to heaven, then.

[wingsofliberty]

I've seen heaven. It isn't great.

[garmage]

Of course you have.

[DISMISSIVE.

And he uses a blink spell to stand back up rather than actually standing back up.]

[wingsofliberty]

[ oh my god you're lazier than I am ]

What's your name, cadet?

[garmage]

Adam.

For the record, that's pronounced 'your majesty.'

[wingsofliberty]

Who's your commanding officer?

[garmage]

Why on earth would I have one of those?

[wingsofliberty]

Why wouldn't you?

[extractionfiend]

[ This quite tall and LOVELY lady was just standing there thinking 'At least I didn't wind up on another trash planet' trash planet, but then she hears THAT and, well... 'Ah. I stand corrected.'

She turns and cants her head just the tiniest bit, taking you in like you're some curious object that just happened to appear in her path and she's just not sure WHAT to do with you. ]

Oh, my. What a perfectly good waste of such a classic pickup line.

[garmage]

I've never found much use for those to begin with.

[extractionfiend]

That's really too bad.

[ And despite not knowing where she is, the lady turns, give her hair a flick, and starts to walk down that fancy-schmancy hallway. ]

[garmage]

[What if he walks next to her.]

You should be careful you don't walk into something that would be quite unpleasant.

[extractionfiend]

[ She puts the back of her hand up to her mouth and chuckles. ] You mean I haven't already?

[garmage]

Oh, such a sharp tongue.

There are far worse things than running into me.

[extractionfiend]

[ She shrugs at the remark. Like, "Eh, I could do better." ]

Do tell.

[garmage]

Who knows what sort of terrible things could happen to such a.. maiden in a laboratory like this.

[extractionfiend]

And if I'd like terrible things to happen to me?

[garmage]

Then you should still stick to me, I'd think.

[extractionfiend]

[ Now THAT gets her to laugh outright. ]

Since you've been so insistent, I suppose I'll do just that.

This is a laboratory, you said?

[garmage]

Of course. It's where all sorts of important work happens.

[Not by me though, I sleep in my office.]