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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[extractionfiend]

What about outside of class? [ There's a high chance she's going to start winding you up on your walk to school. ]

[earlgreyme]

I would appreciate if you did not try and wind me up outside of moments like this!

[extractionfiend]

Hmn... I suppose I can see your point. If I were to pounce you [ POUNCE HIM?! ] on your way to school, you'd probably be wound up all day, and that wouldn't really be that much different from me flirting with you in class...

[ Wow, look at all this shit she's just openly admitting to. ]

[earlgreyme]

Like you said, desks being broken is an issue.

[Please do not pounce him.

Or materialize in his room for an 'early breakfast'.]

[extractionfiend]

[ sigh ] I can't exactly show up to your house, either... For several reasons.

[ Which means no midnight snacking, either. ]

I feel like I'm having to give up an awful lot on my end here. [ She has the audacity to pout. ]

[relativelyquickly]

Sooooounds like it totally was, actually.

[earlgreyme]

I think the terms of the bet are very fair, considering my loss would be akin to placing a buffet sign over my head.

[extractionfiend]

[ She throws her head back with a ] Hah!

I can't say that you're wrong, though. I do consume energy, after all... So I suppose I'll accept those terms, and hope that even if I'm not right, you'll like it so much you'll relent anyway.

[earlgreyme]

Even if I win, I'm really only saying to 'limit your splurge'.

...Besides. [He coughs.]

Is is not as though I know from experience, if anything actually happened with me like this, it would result in a.. bit more time consuming result.

[whoslaughingmeow]

It was not!

It's not like they were taking too long I started to get annoyed and when I get annoyed bad luck starts happening around me!

[That's exactly what happens.]

[extractionfiend]

[ She snorts. ] To you, it's 'only saying.'

Buuut... I am your teacher, so I'm willing to put in the effort to exhaust every possibility.

[earlgreyme]

Oh please, continue, I'm sure if you reach a bit more you can pretend this is a crucial part of my education.

[He has a sharp tongue, at least.]

[extractionfiend]

You're a were-beastkin. At least ninety percent of your life is dedicated to the idea of procreation. If that's not crucial, then I don't know what is!

[earlgreyme]

I do not think of procreation that often!

[extractionfiend]

I'm skeptical, but I'm also flexible enough to say that perhaps it was that way before. Once you get a real taste of it, though, we'll see if you change your tune.

[relativelyquickly]

Woah hey are you annoyed right now should I like not be here, or?

[ SCOOTING AWAY? ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Quick, say something cool.]

...I don't get annoyed at cute girls.

[...Nailed it.]

[relativelyquickly]

[ QUICK SAY SOMETHING COOL ]

Haha, yeah. I'm cute. Totally cute. Super cute. Actually literally the cutest.

[ N A I L ED I T ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Yeah, you are.

Totally.

[He's trying.]

But no, I'm not gonna make your shoelaces come untied and your wallet get lost!

[earlgreyme]

That sounds like you expect me to say something lewd in a heated flush like "I c-can only think of your body!"

[extractionfiend]

You young men always do know just what to say to make a girl's heart flutter. [ Said 'girl' says before smooching his forehead. ]

Ready to be mauled?

[relativelyquickly]

Ooookay. But, like, what if you do? I super super super need my shoelaces tied, okay?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I dunno, you'll have to deal with it I guess.

Your luck is already super good cause you ran into me.

[earlgreyme]

Oh? You're not going to encourage me to be the one doing the mauling?

Or do you have to train me for that?

[extractionfiend]

Are you saying you want to take the lead, boy?