[test post.]

[jawsfive]

A

[Congratulations! You've just acquired a boat full of valuables. Either you filled your own boat with valuables, or you bought one, or whatever. SHIP FULL OF STUFF.

Of course when you go down into it, there's.. a lot of stuff missing. Coinage, jewelry, expensive liquor, anything that can be easily carried.

And the culprit is working his way out of a hole in the side of the ship, just barely large enough for him to fit through, and just barely above the water level.]

B

[Do you like fishing.

It's pretty relaxing, right. Well, when you pull in your line, there's a fucking kid on your hook, or in your neck.

Either way, he looks extraordinarily unhappy.

C

[Or whatever I'M SURE YOU HAVE SOMETHING.]

Comments

Re: A

[krillingmesoftly]

[ did you mean: where did that hole even go. there's just more hull there??? ]

YOU'RE NOT DOING A GREAT JOB OF THAT.

Re: A

[jawsfive]

[..

IMMEDIATELLY TRYING TO BITE A NEW HOLE IN THE HULL.]

Re: A

[krillingmesoftly]

[ DID YOU MEAN: GET FUCKING BODIED BY A GIANT CLAW??? ]

Re: A

[jawsfive]

[No

Across the room he goes.]

Re: A

[krillingmesoftly]

DO YOU WANNA SAY SOMETHING, OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA KEEP GETTING WRECKED?

Re: A

[jawsfive]

[...Trying to eat through the floor, now

HE DOESN'T CARE IF YOUR SHIT SHIP SINKS HE HAS GILLS.]

Re: A

[krillingmesoftly]

[ just. scruffs him.

like, not very effectively, because she's tiny, but at least she has a STRONG GRIP ]

Re: A

[jawsfive]

[FLAILING

TRYING TO EAT THE FLOOR.]

Re: A

[krillingmesoftly]

[ SMASHING HIS FACE INTO THE GROUND ]

Re: A

[jawsfive]

[WOW LOOK AT ALL THAT BLOOD

AND TEETH

EVERYWHERE.]

Re: A

[krillingmesoftly]

ARE YOU GONNA CALM DOWN YET? OR MAYBE I'VE GOTTA GIVE YOU A FEW MORE?

Re: A

[jawsfive]

[He looks up.

He has like no teeth left.

...Until they grow back literally instantly

There is almost a cash register sound.]

Let's talk about this.

Re: A

[krillingmesoftly]

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO, BUT YOU'RE LITERALLY A COMPLETE IDIOT. WHO ARE YOU?

Re: A

[jawsfive]

Does it really matter.

Re: A

[krillingmesoftly]

IF YOU'RE NOT RELATED TO SOMEONE I HATE I PROBABLY WON'T KILL YOU.

Re: A

[jawsfive]

I don't have any relatives so that's pretty much impossible.

Re: A

[krillingmesoftly]

RELATED AS IN 'HAS A RELATIONSHIP WITH', SMARTASS. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

Re: A

[jawsfive]

Kangagwaa.

And my point remains!

Re: A

[krillingmesoftly]

WHATEVER. HEY, WANNA STOP BEING A STUPID VAGRANT, KANGAROO?

Re: A

[jawsfive]

I'm not a vagrant.

[I'M A THIEF]

Re: A

[krillingmesoftly]

COULDA FOOLED ME. YOU SURE SEEM TO BE DOING A LOT OF VAGRANTING.

Re: A

[jawsfive]

There's subtle differences.

Re: A

[krillingmesoftly]

GOOD THING I'M NOT ONE FOR SUBTLETY. ANYWAYS, WELCOME TO THE CREW, KID.