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Kangagwaa ([personal profile] jawsfive) wrote in [community profile] theboxandthehound2016-07-08 11:34 pm

[test post.]

A

[Congratulations! You've just acquired a boat full of valuables. Either you filled your own boat with valuables, or you bought one, or whatever. SHIP FULL OF STUFF.

Of course when you go down into it, there's.. a lot of stuff missing. Coinage, jewelry, expensive liquor, anything that can be easily carried.

And the culprit is working his way out of a hole in the side of the ship, just barely large enough for him to fit through, and just barely above the water level.]

B

[Do you like fishing.

It's pretty relaxing, right. Well, when you pull in your line, there's a fucking kid on your hook, or in your neck.

Either way, he looks extraordinarily unhappy.

C

[Or whatever I'M SURE YOU HAVE SOMETHING.]
krillingmesoftly: (IT'S GOIN' FAST AND)

Re: A

[personal profile] krillingmesoftly 2016-07-11 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ did you mean: where did that hole even go. there's just more hull there??? ]

YOU'RE NOT DOING A GREAT JOB OF THAT.
Edited 2016-07-11 00:18 (UTC)
krillingmesoftly: (YOU AT KINKO'S)

Re: A

[personal profile] krillingmesoftly 2016-07-11 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ DID YOU MEAN: GET FUCKING BODIED BY A GIANT CLAW??? ]
krillingmesoftly: (DON'T YOU EVER FORGET!)

Re: A

[personal profile] krillingmesoftly 2016-07-11 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
DO YOU WANNA SAY SOMETHING, OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA KEEP GETTING WRECKED?
krillingmesoftly: (EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME)

Re: A

[personal profile] krillingmesoftly 2016-07-12 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ just. scruffs him.

like, not very effectively, because she's tiny, but at least she has a STRONG GRIP ]
krillingmesoftly: (I'M ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT!)

Re: A

[personal profile] krillingmesoftly 2016-07-15 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ SMASHING HIS FACE INTO THE GROUND ]
krillingmesoftly: (YOU CAN'T STOP ME MOTHERFUCKER)

Re: A

[personal profile] krillingmesoftly 2016-07-15 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
ARE YOU GONNA CALM DOWN YET? OR MAYBE I'VE GOTTA GIVE YOU A FEW MORE?
krillingmesoftly: (I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER)

Re: A

[personal profile] krillingmesoftly 2016-07-15 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO, BUT YOU'RE LITERALLY A COMPLETE IDIOT. WHO ARE YOU?
krillingmesoftly: (WE RUNNIN' THIS LET'S GO)

Re: A

[personal profile] krillingmesoftly 2016-07-17 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
IF YOU'RE NOT RELATED TO SOMEONE I HATE I PROBABLY WON'T KILL YOU.
krillingmesoftly: (FUCK TREES I CLIMB BOUYS MOTHERFUCKA)

Re: A

[personal profile] krillingmesoftly 2016-07-24 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
RELATED AS IN 'HAS A RELATIONSHIP WITH', SMARTASS. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
krillingmesoftly: (POSIEDOOON LOOK AT MEEEE)

Re: A

[personal profile] krillingmesoftly 2016-07-25 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
WHATEVER. HEY, WANNA STOP BEING A STUPID VAGRANT, KANGAROO?
krillingmesoftly: (THE DOLPHIN'S SPLASHIN')

Re: A

[personal profile] krillingmesoftly 2016-07-31 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
COULDA FOOLED ME. YOU SURE SEEM TO BE DOING A LOT OF VAGRANTING.
krillingmesoftly: (FUCK TREES I CLIMB BOUYS MOTHERFUCKA)

Re: A

[personal profile] krillingmesoftly 2016-08-06 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
GOOD THING I'M NOT ONE FOR SUBTLETY. ANYWAYS, WELCOME TO THE CREW, KID.