[garbage post]

[collectionday]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

Comments

[telltailheart]

And yet you haven't left your apartment in forever...

[collectionday]

It's a personal choice.

[telltailheart]

Loser.

[collectionday]

...

[Okay you know what.

Time to take out the dragon dick.]

And yet I can read a mood better than you.

[telltailheart]

Wh-whatever. Just shut up and get it over with.

[collectionday]

[DRAGON DICK IS GOING IN, THEN and there's no tact for this.

Except for him lewding their tails again.]

[telltailheart]

[ she moans sharply, reaching up to grab at him -- and doesn't really actually fight the tailholding, at all ]

[collectionday]

[Disgusting SINNER.]

You're surprisingly cute, like this.

[telltailheart]

[ UGGGH ]

Wh-whatever! Just hurry up, I don't have all day!

[collectionday]

[There's a hard snap of his hips]

Honestly, you're impatient for someone immortal.

[telltailheart]

[ starts. clawing his shoulders ]

Gh! Some of us actually have lives, you know!

[collectionday]

I gave you plenty of chances to leave.

[THAT'S FINE HIS FOLLOWERS BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM CONSTANTLY ANYWAY.]

[telltailheart]

I thought you were a murderer! I have to keep my followers happy too, you know!

[collectionday]

What, are your followers big on justice or something?

[telltailheart]

Yeah. It's better than whatever it is you do.

[collectionday]

[Hard snap.]

I do things!

[telltailheart]

[ she lets out a sharp moan, bucking against him and grinning up at him ]

Oh? Tell me more about all the things you do, I'm sure they're super interesting.

[collectionday]

...

Fuck you!

[Just roughly groping her with one hand, moving her leg for a better angle with the other.]

[telltailheart]

[ yelps, still grinning ]

H-hey, you're pretty good when you're being insulted!

[collectionday]

So you're going to keep at it.

[Angry cat noise, lifting her body a little to get gravity in on the action.]

[telltailheart]

What, do you want me to?

[collectionday]

[Yes.]

If you do I'm gonna get harder.

[telltailheart]

Cool. Bring it on, loser. By the way, you smell like garbage. When's the last time you bathed? Do you even know what a bath is?

[collectionday]

[OKAY LET'S PUT SOME BODY WEIGHT INTO THIS.]