[garbage post]

[collectionday]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He might not actually be better than Kumagawa because Kumagawa at least always sabotages himself.]

No. No I am not.

[He's just desperate.]

[anshininsan]

Desperate people and your own right hand don't count, you know.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Desperate people totally count!

It counts no matter how pathetic it was if another person was involved!

[anshininsan]

They don't, they're trash like you. Having sex with trash doesn't make you into a person, you know.

[whoslaughingmeow]

It totally counts, it counts, it counts! Even if it's just cause they were into cats!

[anshininsan]

No way, having sex with a cat is basically the equivalent of fucking a sex toy, and besides, we've established that catgirls aren't real people, so neither are you. Nekopara doesn't consider it illegal or bestiality or pedophilia, and catgirls don't have rights, so neither do you. Everyone should have equal rights, after all.

[whoslaughingmeow]

If I'm not a real person what's the point of asking if I'm a virgin or not, you just admitted my answer didn't matter!

[He still thinks there's rules.]

[anshininsan]

The point is that you haven't been broken down, you're rather unruly and I doubt you've even got your catpanion license. Ornery and unskilled, you need to be bro ♥ ken ♥ in ♥ before we can call you a truly upstanding non-human member of society.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...

I've been broken a lot. No need for that.

[anshininsan]

Is that so? It seems you haven't been quite thoroughly yet, though. You don't even have a collar, Leo-kun, how am I supposed to know your name? Whoever your trainer was didn't do a proper job, or else, perhaps, it's just that you're difficult.

Don't thank me for this, I'm only doing a service to the community, alright?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[...Well, okay.

You know what.

I think it's time, the panties were nice and all but.

]

[anshininsan]

[ it doesn't matter where you go. the school hallways seem familiar enough, but various things make it slightly different - there wasn't another hall down there before, a door is missing, these are numbered incorrectly. . . it's obviously not the school you were in, before.

given the lack of students, you would think that it's just after school hours, but then, why is it night outside? and why is it that you can't get outside, no matter what you do? it's just endless hallways. hallways and hallways and hallways.

and anyway, she's sitting on your shoulders. ]

Going somewhere?

[whoslaughingmeow]

...Yes.

In fact.

[Let's leap into the window as hard as I can, surely nothing can go wrong.]

[anshininsan]

[ you jump outside.

everything happens at once: you lose your momentum, feeling weightless, and everything is hot and cold; you feel like you're being crushed, and at the same time, bloated in an extremely painful way, as if you're about to explode. you can't breathe; no, it feels like you've been punched in the gut and all your air is escaping from you.

you can see it in front of you, and all around. space. it isn't night, this is literally a school building in space. just hanging out. how fucking unrealistic is that!?

but it's only for an instant. suddenly, you're sitting in the same seat again, the second middle chair in the front row. she's sitting on the teacher's desk, 3-C on her indoor shoes. ]

Was that fun, Leo-kun?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He's clinging to the desk, his tail is all puffed out, his hair is frizzled.]

No.

[anshininsan]

[ laughs goodnaturedly, as if it's a cute joke ]

Have you learned your lesson, then? It's pointless to run. The moment you spotted my underwear, no, the moment you decided to sit in that stairwell, that was the moment that you were trapped.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Look at him deflate.]

unn.

[anshininsan]

Now now, are you broken already? Where did your energy go? It can't be helped, if you're feeling down, I'll let you touch it again, my panties. Come now, it's not as if I'll hurt you.

[ look at These Legs ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[That's literally reinvigorating him, he's totally looking at her legs.]

...Really?

[anshininsan]

It's not as if I get off on being needlessly and relentlessly cruel, I'll reward you if you're a good boy. I'm even wearing thigh highs, don't modern high school boys like this sort of thing? I'll even let you touch them. How about it?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[..Look at how attentive he's being.]

Yes please.

[anshininsan]

[ lifting her leg up onto the desk, the other hanging off the edge - it's almost enough to show her panties, but not quite. her thighs rub together though, almost welcoming. ]

Well then, Leo-kun, come closer.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He can do that.

He's even on his hands and knees, she didn't even have to tell him that.]

[anshininsan]

[ swinging her lower leg up to him, not quite reaching - he'll have to do that ]

Do you want to take them off?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[His hands are going out for her leg.]

Y-yes. I do.