[garbage post]

[collectionday]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

Comments

[anshininsan]

Well, you're a danger to society, but I don't dislike bold men like you. Still, I can't just be swayed so easily, I'm the final boss, you know? In H-manga I'd be the overconfident heroine who bullies the protagonist because I can, even teasing him about his loser virginity and how he's never going to get any, only to find that in actuality he's been laying about a trap for me so that he can depower me and humiliate me and make me a slave to his cock. Somehow, despite being a total virgin who's only ever jacked off to 2D porn, the protagonist would know all of my sweet spots and has the expertise and stamina of a veteran fucker. Through some means, whether drugs or my sudden weakness and realization that I'm really enjoying this rape, I'd proclaim that I've gotten addicted to this and that I know my place as a woman now, and encourage the protagonist to humiliate me more and fuck me until I'm nothing but a broken shell. Then, we'd become a happy couple, whether in public or in private so as to not ruin my image of the bossy alpha dog girl, although our relationship would be entirely twisted and depraved.

But that's wrong, you know? I'm not really an M, I'm an S ☆ Moreover, although I've certainly met people I'm powerless against, you're certainly not one of them. You're not even a main character, right? Well, I'm sure you are, in your own personal life, but not in any official serialization. You're just an OC, so it's not like it affects me.

By the way, I've been talking for a while, but can you breathe right now? No, right? How long does it take until humans die again? As someone who escaped death long ago, it isn't really relevant to me.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Well.

The amount of length it takes probably varies but the time it took for you to say all of that was certainly long enough to make him blue in the face, this isn't the medium of manga you know, you can't say all that and expect it to only take one panel.

Which is why he's been trying to pry your thighs off him this entire time.]

Mmmllkkk.

[anshininsan]

......... Right, this isn't a manga.

[ lightly, deftly landing on the ground. wow, suddenly the weight is gone. ]

That's what she said to me, isn't it? Still, I can't really help thinking that this is the premise of an H-manga. So, tell me, do you have anything set in store for me? Come now, I won't even defend the first hit.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Well, okay

HE'S GONNA WALLOP YOU

HERE COMES A HIT

no instead he's just looking under her skirt properly, lifting it and everything.]

[anshininsan]

[ well she was expecting more some kind of powercap thing but ]

....................................................................

You're kind of pathetic, you know.

[ your face => the floor ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[WHAMMO]

I-I thought you said you wouldn't defend!

[anshininsan]

Eh? What? I didn't stop you, did I? It's just that I retaliated afterwards. Retaliation and defense are two different things, you know?

Besides, isn't this angle better? You belong on the floor too, you trash among men.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He's gonna roll over then.]

I'm not any more garbage than the average person!

[Rubbing his nose.]

[anshininsan]

That isn't really true, a normal person would have stopped after the first stomp, but you're the persistent, stubborn sort of trash. Like the remains of a particularly oily food, you just won't come off. I'll have to scrub, scrub, scrub, until you're finally off the pan, and my hands won't feel right until they're red and raw. Well, though, even though you might even be an Abnormal in perverseness, I've seen men even more depraved than you.

[ . . . is he truly better than kumagawa though ]

Anyway, while you're taking a look at my nice panties, let's have a conversation. Let's dispel these H-manga stereotypes. You, are you really a virgin?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He might not actually be better than Kumagawa because Kumagawa at least always sabotages himself.]

No. No I am not.

[He's just desperate.]

[anshininsan]

Desperate people and your own right hand don't count, you know.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Desperate people totally count!

It counts no matter how pathetic it was if another person was involved!

[anshininsan]

They don't, they're trash like you. Having sex with trash doesn't make you into a person, you know.

[whoslaughingmeow]

It totally counts, it counts, it counts! Even if it's just cause they were into cats!

[anshininsan]

No way, having sex with a cat is basically the equivalent of fucking a sex toy, and besides, we've established that catgirls aren't real people, so neither are you. Nekopara doesn't consider it illegal or bestiality or pedophilia, and catgirls don't have rights, so neither do you. Everyone should have equal rights, after all.

[whoslaughingmeow]

If I'm not a real person what's the point of asking if I'm a virgin or not, you just admitted my answer didn't matter!

[He still thinks there's rules.]

[anshininsan]

The point is that you haven't been broken down, you're rather unruly and I doubt you've even got your catpanion license. Ornery and unskilled, you need to be bro ♥ ken ♥ in ♥ before we can call you a truly upstanding non-human member of society.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...

I've been broken a lot. No need for that.

[anshininsan]

Is that so? It seems you haven't been quite thoroughly yet, though. You don't even have a collar, Leo-kun, how am I supposed to know your name? Whoever your trainer was didn't do a proper job, or else, perhaps, it's just that you're difficult.

Don't thank me for this, I'm only doing a service to the community, alright?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[...Well, okay.

You know what.

I think it's time, the panties were nice and all but.

]

[anshininsan]

[ it doesn't matter where you go. the school hallways seem familiar enough, but various things make it slightly different - there wasn't another hall down there before, a door is missing, these are numbered incorrectly. . . it's obviously not the school you were in, before.

given the lack of students, you would think that it's just after school hours, but then, why is it night outside? and why is it that you can't get outside, no matter what you do? it's just endless hallways. hallways and hallways and hallways.

and anyway, she's sitting on your shoulders. ]

Going somewhere?

[whoslaughingmeow]

...Yes.

In fact.

[Let's leap into the window as hard as I can, surely nothing can go wrong.]

[anshininsan]

[ you jump outside.

everything happens at once: you lose your momentum, feeling weightless, and everything is hot and cold; you feel like you're being crushed, and at the same time, bloated in an extremely painful way, as if you're about to explode. you can't breathe; no, it feels like you've been punched in the gut and all your air is escaping from you.

you can see it in front of you, and all around. space. it isn't night, this is literally a school building in space. just hanging out. how fucking unrealistic is that!?

but it's only for an instant. suddenly, you're sitting in the same seat again, the second middle chair in the front row. she's sitting on the teacher's desk, 3-C on her indoor shoes. ]

Was that fun, Leo-kun?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He's clinging to the desk, his tail is all puffed out, his hair is frizzled.]

No.

[anshininsan]

[ laughs goodnaturedly, as if it's a cute joke ]

Have you learned your lesson, then? It's pointless to run. The moment you spotted my underwear, no, the moment you decided to sit in that stairwell, that was the moment that you were trapped.