[garbage post]

[collectionday]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He seizes up and seethes.

This is a delicate situation. There's only one sensible solution here.

[] Go cold fish, removing any amusement from taunting him.

[x] E S C A L A T E

So he's actually, factually, pushing tongue into her panties now.]

[anshininsan]

. . . Eh? Eh?

[ —oh my god he did it ]

Y-you. . . ah, you're a real pervert, aren't you. . .

[whoslaughingmeow]

[This definitely seems to be the case cause he's doubling down.]

[anshininsan]

. . . W-what's this? Even though. . . even though I was joking, somehow, this totally virgin loser is actually skilled with his tongue? Am I going to come, just from this? . . . A-am I the pervert after all?

[anshininsan]

.................. Just ✰ kidding.

[anshininsan]

[ guess what motherfucker now you're in class, take a fucking seat. actually you don't really have a choice, do you? even though you're not bound by anything, you really don't want to get out of that seat, even if you do, you can't move a muscle, or rather you just don't want to do that. even though she has a very sharp pencil very close to your head. real close. not too close, but it's very close and very sharp. ]

I hope you didn't think that was real, there's no way a real girl would suddenly start getting off on your amateurish technique. Shit like that doesn't happen in real life, it only happens in H-manga with your 2D girls, but 3D girls are cruel and aren't like that. Sorry, did I shatter your wonderful anime dreams? But it's the truth, you know, just as I graduated from Shounen Jump long ago, I did so of H-manga, too.

[ don't mind the slight flush in her cheeks, that might be just her about to, u kno, stab you. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Oh.

Well.

I'm probably gonna die.

Or, well, lose an eye. I should take this moment to contemplate my life. To wonder where Io wonder where I went wrong, and consider how I could do things differently in my future life.

Or he can attempt to HIDE BETWEEN HER LEGS AND ACTUALLY CONTINUE HIS ESCALATION]

[anshininsan]

Oi! Is this the dangers of modern day virgins? Honestly, don't you think you're something of an embarrassment to society? Hey! Why am I playing the straight man?

[ then she'll just ~suddenly twist her legs around and strangle him with her thighs~, can you hold up 120lbs with your neck ]

Honestly, perverts like you is why society as a whole is degrading. You know?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[No.

Listen to that strangling, gurling.]

Urhhgh.. ugh..ulg..you ullghh.. sta...uugll [He's trying to say YOU STARTED IT but. Choking.]

[anshininsan]

Well, you're a danger to society, but I don't dislike bold men like you. Still, I can't just be swayed so easily, I'm the final boss, you know? In H-manga I'd be the overconfident heroine who bullies the protagonist because I can, even teasing him about his loser virginity and how he's never going to get any, only to find that in actuality he's been laying about a trap for me so that he can depower me and humiliate me and make me a slave to his cock. Somehow, despite being a total virgin who's only ever jacked off to 2D porn, the protagonist would know all of my sweet spots and has the expertise and stamina of a veteran fucker. Through some means, whether drugs or my sudden weakness and realization that I'm really enjoying this rape, I'd proclaim that I've gotten addicted to this and that I know my place as a woman now, and encourage the protagonist to humiliate me more and fuck me until I'm nothing but a broken shell. Then, we'd become a happy couple, whether in public or in private so as to not ruin my image of the bossy alpha dog girl, although our relationship would be entirely twisted and depraved.

But that's wrong, you know? I'm not really an M, I'm an S ☆ Moreover, although I've certainly met people I'm powerless against, you're certainly not one of them. You're not even a main character, right? Well, I'm sure you are, in your own personal life, but not in any official serialization. You're just an OC, so it's not like it affects me.

By the way, I've been talking for a while, but can you breathe right now? No, right? How long does it take until humans die again? As someone who escaped death long ago, it isn't really relevant to me.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Well.

The amount of length it takes probably varies but the time it took for you to say all of that was certainly long enough to make him blue in the face, this isn't the medium of manga you know, you can't say all that and expect it to only take one panel.

Which is why he's been trying to pry your thighs off him this entire time.]

Mmmllkkk.

[anshininsan]

......... Right, this isn't a manga.

[ lightly, deftly landing on the ground. wow, suddenly the weight is gone. ]

That's what she said to me, isn't it? Still, I can't really help thinking that this is the premise of an H-manga. So, tell me, do you have anything set in store for me? Come now, I won't even defend the first hit.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Well, okay

HE'S GONNA WALLOP YOU

HERE COMES A HIT

no instead he's just looking under her skirt properly, lifting it and everything.]

[anshininsan]

[ well she was expecting more some kind of powercap thing but ]

....................................................................

You're kind of pathetic, you know.

[ your face => the floor ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[WHAMMO]

I-I thought you said you wouldn't defend!

[anshininsan]

Eh? What? I didn't stop you, did I? It's just that I retaliated afterwards. Retaliation and defense are two different things, you know?

Besides, isn't this angle better? You belong on the floor too, you trash among men.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He's gonna roll over then.]

I'm not any more garbage than the average person!

[Rubbing his nose.]

[anshininsan]

That isn't really true, a normal person would have stopped after the first stomp, but you're the persistent, stubborn sort of trash. Like the remains of a particularly oily food, you just won't come off. I'll have to scrub, scrub, scrub, until you're finally off the pan, and my hands won't feel right until they're red and raw. Well, though, even though you might even be an Abnormal in perverseness, I've seen men even more depraved than you.

[ . . . is he truly better than kumagawa though ]

Anyway, while you're taking a look at my nice panties, let's have a conversation. Let's dispel these H-manga stereotypes. You, are you really a virgin?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He might not actually be better than Kumagawa because Kumagawa at least always sabotages himself.]

No. No I am not.

[He's just desperate.]

[anshininsan]

Desperate people and your own right hand don't count, you know.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Desperate people totally count!

It counts no matter how pathetic it was if another person was involved!

[anshininsan]

They don't, they're trash like you. Having sex with trash doesn't make you into a person, you know.

[whoslaughingmeow]

It totally counts, it counts, it counts! Even if it's just cause they were into cats!

[anshininsan]

No way, having sex with a cat is basically the equivalent of fucking a sex toy, and besides, we've established that catgirls aren't real people, so neither are you. Nekopara doesn't consider it illegal or bestiality or pedophilia, and catgirls don't have rights, so neither do you. Everyone should have equal rights, after all.

[whoslaughingmeow]

If I'm not a real person what's the point of asking if I'm a virgin or not, you just admitted my answer didn't matter!

[He still thinks there's rules.]