theboxandthehound | [garbage post]

"This isn't living and let living", right? That's what you're thinking, right? But I am letting you live. What is a doormat when not being stepped on people? Aren't I making you very happy? Aren't you happy to be my doormat?

[ G R I N D S H E R F O O T ]

[NO

a little.]

Ghhkk.. ghhkk..c-come on, mercy!

[His legs are flapping uselessly, it's pretty comical.]

Hm, but you're the one who wanted to be on the ground, right? Where the floor is. The floor is meant for stepping on, but you're on it, so you're for stepping on, too. That's how it works.

[ stepping up onto his chest, to his neck ]

From the way you were looking up, you were trying to get a sneak peek of my panties, right?

[ g r i n d s a little ]

You wanted to see them? Is that it? High school boys are so shy, nowadays. Come on, speak up. Can't you speak?

[ i mean i'm stepping on your neck but whatever ]

[Gllkkk that's a raspy choking sound.]

Gllll-y-yes, yellkkk-yes!

[IF I ADMIT IT CAN I STOP GETTING OWNED]

We~ll~ If you insist, I'll make you happy!

[ HIP DROP ====> YOUR FACE ]

[If steam could shoot his ears they would.

IS THIS A GOOD THING? DO GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO SHIITY CATS

THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD THING.]

[ i mean i guess except also it's probably crushing your face, too ]

Hu-hu~ Don't get so excited, I can feel it through the fabric~ it's really thin, you know~ Honestly, high school boys these days, well, I suppose eroge have become quite popular in this generation~ Just like my animes, right? Cross Ange is headed into the right direction of shitty comedy and action~

[He tries to talk, because how dare you praise cross-ange, but all that does is you know. Talk into her crotch.

And THEN he tries to wiggle his face free, but he has to put his hands on her thighs to try and do that.]

Say what you will, but look at it, you're enjoying this, aren't you? Iya~a~, so indecent, Leo-kun~

[ gently, you know, just. rocking her hips back on his face as she leans back ]

Be ge~ntle with me~

[...There's more muffles and his squirming is only intensifying, but wow his face is getting red and he's trying really hard not to. Think she isn't just fucking with him.

HE'S NOT LEWD*

*lie]

A, ahh~ Le~o-ku~n~ Come on now, use some proper technique~ Don't you know how to pleasure a girl?

[ she's not fucking with him don't worry*

*she's totally fucking with him ]

[He seizes up and seethes.

This is a delicate situation. There's only one sensible solution here.

[] Go cold fish, removing any amusement from taunting him.

[x] E S C A L A T E

So he's actually, factually, pushing tongue into her panties now.]

. . . Eh? Eh?

[ —oh my god he did it ]

Y-you. . . ah, you're a real pervert, aren't you. . .

[This definitely seems to be the case cause he's doubling down.]

. . . W-what's this? Even though. . . even though I was joking, somehow, this totally virgin loser is actually skilled with his tongue? Am I going to come, just from this? . . . A-am I the pervert after all?

.................. Just ✰ kidding.

Edited 2016-05-18 09:21 (UTC)

[ guess what motherfucker now you're in class, take a fucking seat. actually you don't really have a choice, do you? even though you're not bound by anything, you really don't want to get out of that seat, even if you do, you can't move a muscle, or rather you just don't want to do that. even though she has a very sharp pencil very close to your head. real close. not too close, but it's very close and very sharp. ]

I hope you didn't think that was real, there's no way a real girl would suddenly start getting off on your amateurish technique. Shit like that doesn't happen in real life, it only happens in H-manga with your 2D girls, but 3D girls are cruel and aren't like that. Sorry, did I shatter your wonderful anime dreams? But it's the truth, you know, just as I graduated from Shounen Jump long ago, I did so of H-manga, too.

[ don't mind the slight flush in her cheeks, that might be just her about to, u kno, stab you. ]

Edited 2016-05-18 09:21 (UTC)

[Oh.

Well.

I'm probably gonna die.

Or, well, lose an eye. I should take this moment to contemplate my life. To wonder where Io wonder where I went wrong, and consider how I could do things differently in my future life.

Or he can attempt to HIDE BETWEEN HER LEGS AND ACTUALLY CONTINUE HIS ESCALATION]

Oi! Is this the dangers of modern day virgins? Honestly, don't you think you're something of an embarrassment to society? Hey! Why am I playing the straight man?

[ then she'll just ~suddenly twist her legs around and strangle him with her thighs~, can you hold up 120lbs with your neck ]

Honestly, perverts like you is why society as a whole is degrading. You know?

[No.

Listen to that strangling, gurling.]

Urhhgh.. ugh..ulg..you ullghh.. sta...uugll [He's trying to say YOU STARTED IT but. Choking.]

Well, you're a danger to society, but I don't dislike bold men like you. Still, I can't just be swayed so easily, I'm the final boss, you know? In H-manga I'd be the overconfident heroine who bullies the protagonist because I can, even teasing him about his loser virginity and how he's never going to get any, only to find that in actuality he's been laying about a trap for me so that he can depower me and humiliate me and make me a slave to his cock. Somehow, despite being a total virgin who's only ever jacked off to 2D porn, the protagonist would know all of my sweet spots and has the expertise and stamina of a veteran fucker. Through some means, whether drugs or my sudden weakness and realization that I'm really enjoying this rape, I'd proclaim that I've gotten addicted to this and that I know my place as a woman now, and encourage the protagonist to humiliate me more and fuck me until I'm nothing but a broken shell. Then, we'd become a happy couple, whether in public or in private so as to not ruin my image of the bossy alpha dog girl, although our relationship would be entirely twisted and depraved.

But that's wrong, you know? I'm not really an M, I'm an S ☆ Moreover, although I've certainly met people I'm powerless against, you're certainly not one of them. You're not even a main character, right? Well, I'm sure you are, in your own personal life, but not in any official serialization. You're just an OC, so it's not like it affects me.

By the way, I've been talking for a while, but can you breathe right now? No, right? How long does it take until humans die again? As someone who escaped death long ago, it isn't really relevant to me.

[Well.

The amount of length it takes probably varies but the time it took for you to say all of that was certainly long enough to make him blue in the face, this isn't the medium of manga you know, you can't say all that and expect it to only take one panel.

Which is why he's been trying to pry your thighs off him this entire time.]

Mmmllkkk.

......... Right, this isn't a manga.

[ lightly, deftly landing on the ground. wow, suddenly the weight is gone. ]

That's what she said to me, isn't it? Still, I can't really help thinking that this is the premise of an H-manga. So, tell me, do you have anything set in store for me? Come now, I won't even defend the first hit.

[Well, okay

HE'S GONNA WALLOP YOU

HERE COMES A HIT

no instead he's just looking under her skirt properly, lifting it and everything.]

[ well she was expecting more some kind of powercap thing but ]

....................................................................

You're kind of pathetic, you know.

[ your face => the floor ]

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