[garbage post]

[collectionday]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

Comments

[suzinkazan]

Ugh.. turn around.

[She has her arms folded under them. She knows that makes them stick out, but jesus these things are heavy. And they're heaving as she breathes, cause goddammit they make it harder to breathe, too!]

Try to contain your glee.

[fuhrinkaed]

[..........oh god.]

I-er-um.

[He can't even speak. That's the level of intensity this is giving and that's only from the swimsuit's top.]

[suzinkazan]

...Ed.

Words. Words. Use words.

[fuhrinkaed]

...I want to sink my face in there and just. Breathe.

[suzinkazan]

[Her mouth hangs open.]

You know what, Edward.

[She shoves the remains of a glowing pink fluid at him.]

Drink this and you can.

[I mean this did this to HER but it'll probably backfire on her, giving it to Ed.

It'll probably be aphro or something.]

[fuhrinkaed]

[He downs the potion, and.]

[Oh geez, that's a hell of a boner he's sporting all of a sudden, and those breasts are just...]

[YEAH HE'S NOT ASKING FOR PERMISSION, SHE ALREADY SAID SO THIS FACE IS GOING IN THOSE BOOBS. Motorboating shall ensue.]

[suzinkazan]

Gah, Ed!

[Her arms instinctively.

Wrap around his head. And push them around him.]

[fuhrinkaed]

[It's too much... He wants to--]

[His hands reach for her hips, and he pulls her up off the ground.]

Rhnnarhhee. ['Wrap them around me.']

[suzinkazan]

[She squeaks, and her legs go around him, her arms too. Enjoy being smothered, Ed.]

ED!

[fuhrinkaed]

[She's getting taken down to the ground, and he's licking and kissing all over her breasts as his hands grab their sides and knead at them.]

[His crotch is also probably rubbing against hers.]

[why did you make him drink it, susan. why.]

[suzinkazan]

[Oh god this was a mistake.]

A-ah.. jesus.. Ed...what are you.. an animal?!

[fuhrinkaed]

[He angles his head up.]

...I.. I just want to...

...

Can I?

[suzinkazan]

[...N-no, if she says yes he's gonna go all Thermonuclear War on her and she'll get wrecked. She has to. Assume some control.]

...Give me bottoms to go with the top, then sit in that chair and close your eyes.

[fuhrinkaed]

[He considers it... and gives a short nod.]

[With a poff, the bottoms appear, and he sits down in the chair and shuts his eyes, just as promised.]

[suzinkazan]

[...Okay let's get those on.]

Keep your eyes shut.

[And getting into his pants.]

[fuhrinkaed]

[...his pants are open, and yeah that is a raging hardon]

[....it might be slightly longer and thicker than normal. By like, an inch or so.]

[what did you do.]

[suzinkazan]

[Ohhh I'm scre-well, obviously.

...She lifts her chest and.. drops them down around it, inside that swimsuit top.]

...You can open your eyes now.

[fuhrinkaed]

[He opens his eyes, feeling the soft squish around him and.]

...oh man.

I think... are you... gonna do what I think you're gonna do?

[suzinkazan]

[She's using her forearms to press them together and. Rub.

So yes.]

[fuhrinkaed]

[His face is brilliantly red and he holds down the chair to look at her working his crotch with her breasts.]

[He's speechless, so it seems her mission is accomplished.]

[suzinkazan]

[She takes a deep breath and. Wraps her lips around the head, while she does. And upgrades to big, full strokes.]

[fuhrinkaed]

[OH GOD. OH GOD THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.]

[WHAT DO. SERIOUSLY ED WHAT DO YOU DO.]

[oh. leak precum into her mouth.]

[that's a good plan.]

[also the moaning. That's good too.]

[suzinkazan]

[As long as she kills some of your stamina, it's fine!!

She focuses on the head though, bobbing gently, while she lets her chest do the rest.]

[fuhrinkaed]

[she's trying to get him off in her mouth. That's what she's doing, right..?]

[But he can't just...]

[She's in a swimsuit, though. Right there, servicing his crotch like that--and...]

Susan... I... I don't think I can hold it in--!

[suzinkazan]

[...She instinctively pulls back her mouth, but that's just gonna make it get all over her.. she better hope that doesn't excite him.]