[ guess what motherfucker now you're in class, take a fucking seat. actually you don't really have a choice, do you? even though you're not bound by anything, you really don't want to get out of that seat, even if you do, you can't move a muscle, or rather you just don't want to do that. even though she has a very sharp pencil very close to your head. real close. not too close, but it's very close and very sharp. ]

I hope you didn't think that was real, there's no way a real girl would suddenly start getting off on your amateurish technique. Shit like that doesn't happen in real life, it only happens in H-manga with your 2D girls, but 3D girls are cruel and aren't like that. Sorry, did I shatter your wonderful anime dreams? But it's the truth, you know, just as I graduated from Shounen Jump long ago, I did so of H-manga, too.

[ don't mind the slight flush in her cheeks, that might be just her about to, u kno, stab you. ]