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theboxandthehound2016-04-25 03:13 pm
collectionday) wrote in theboxandthehound2016-04-25 03:13 pm
[Voice Testing/Sample Gathering Post]
[Hello.
It's a nice day, probably. Or maybe it's not. Maybe it's a shitty day, and you're in a bad mood.
The fact you just tripped over some short asshole in a huge sweater literally sleeping on the fucking pavement probably made it a lot worse. He's laying on his face and the only thing making it obvious he's alive is there's no blood and his large white and blue scaled tail is twitching.
ALTERNATIVELY
Maybe you wanted a soda, but oops, you dropped your coin and it rolled under the machine.
...You can't find it. Even looking, it doesn't seem to be there.
But that weird short guy across the street.. found.. a coin..
ALSO ALTERNATIVELY
idk if you're in his shitty canon he's probably either sleeping in the pile of chip bags or out stealing coins from chumps again.]
It's a nice day, probably. Or maybe it's not. Maybe it's a shitty day, and you're in a bad mood.
The fact you just tripped over some short asshole in a huge sweater literally sleeping on the fucking pavement probably made it a lot worse. He's laying on his face and the only thing making it obvious he's alive is there's no blood and his large white and blue scaled tail is twitching.
ALTERNATIVELY
Maybe you wanted a soda, but oops, you dropped your coin and it rolled under the machine.
...You can't find it. Even looking, it doesn't seem to be there.
But that weird short guy across the street.. found.. a coin..
ALSO ALTERNATIVELY
idk if you're in his shitty canon he's probably either sleeping in the pile of chip bags or out stealing coins from chumps again.]
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[As though it was his idea or something.
PULLS HIM INTO A BACK-BREAKING HUG!]
I'll go get ready right away~♥
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Keep a straight face, this is fine.
Your face is in her boobs she can't see you have to re-swallow your organs while they rapidly stitch themselves back together or your legs going limp while your spine repairs itself
This is fine.]
You.. ghk.. do.. that...
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[obliviously drops him to go get dressed up. have fun learning how to breathe again.]
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He's gonna actually.
Put on his cleanEST sweater??
He's trying??]
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Appearing after a little while in something super cute and frilly, bouncing on her heels in excitement.]
Ready to go~!
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No, not that, she's not stuck in a tire swing right now that particular scene isn't relevant.
Oh, right.]
...Let me see your hand.
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[Holds it out?? Why could he possibly want her to do this. Are her fingernails dirty.]
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MELTS INTO A BIG BLUE PUDDLE OF AFFECTION]
M-Master...♥
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[This is what you do right??
It's working??]
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Let's. Take her outside.
Oh god he has no idea what he's doing, he's fucking worthless.]
...Do you have somewhere you want to go? [Does he have to pick, his video games didn't prepare him for this.
I hope you're ready for the CHEAP DATE]