[Voice Testing/Sample Gathering Post]

[collectionday]

[Hello.

It's a nice day, probably. Or maybe it's not. Maybe it's a shitty day, and you're in a bad mood.

The fact you just tripped over some short asshole in a huge sweater literally sleeping on the fucking pavement probably made it a lot worse. He's laying on his face and the only thing making it obvious he's alive is there's no blood and his large white and blue scaled tail is twitching.

ALTERNATIVELY

Maybe you wanted a soda, but oops, you dropped your coin and it rolled under the machine.

...You can't find it. Even looking, it doesn't seem to be there.

But that weird short guy across the street.. found.. a coin..

ALSO ALTERNATIVELY

idk if you're in his shitty canon he's probably either sleeping in the pile of chip bags or out stealing coins from chumps again.]

Comments

[withabandon]

[ or maybe this fucker just landed on you, straight up ]

[collectionday]

[I CAN SLEEP THROUGH THIS

WATCH ME

I SLEPT THROUGH VESUVIUS.]

[withabandon]

[ well, yeah, but ]

Eh? What did you step on. . . ?

[ the hippogriff digs its claws into you. kneading. like a cat ]

[collectionday]

[OW, OW, OOOOW.]

Do you mind.

[withabandon]

Oh? Oh! It's a person—!?

Hahaha! What are you doing on the ground?

[collectionday]

Attempting to sleep.

[withabandon]

The floor is no place to sleep, though~

[collectionday]

It's warm.

[withabandon]

Is it? Let me see, let me see~

[ hops off hippogriff => lands next to him ]

[collectionday]

[Well it's.

Pavement in the sun so it's pretty warm.]

[withabandon]

So it is . . .

Hmm~ It's the same as back then, when we would camp outside under the moonlight! Without a bed or a roof over our heads, sleeping under the stars in the nature! So this is the modern equivalent, is it?

[ stretches in his spot, making himself comfortable ]

Ahaha! I revise my thought on this: the ground is certainly a great place to sleep! So then, are you on a journey, are you a traveler?

[collectionday]

[How oddly romantic. You poor fool.]

I was just sleepy, and my house was around the corner.

[So he slept on the ground.]