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[totallyclawsome]

[You suddenly find yourself in a city.

It's a pretty modern city, but it's quite dark. Street lights seem relatively rare, with the environment only lit up by the dim lights of shops and bars, or the bright lights coming from the windows of the incredibly tall buildings which seem to reach out for the sky.

You have two options.

One is some stupid cat boy walking on a high wall, and he leaps down to grab a tree branch to get to ground level.. and slips, and smashes his face into the tree, and flips over and lands backwards on the ground. And rolls around a little wailing stupidly. He then.. very audibly adjusts a broken nose, and sits up....oddly, he seems completely fine, even after his nose apparently breaking?

Two is.

Well.

You might see a shadow up on a ledge, fidding with it's glove.

You can either break their concentration and probably fuck them up, or see what happens.]

Comments

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

[ The vampire lets out an inarticulate screech that very readily translates into WELL NOW I HAVE AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT REASON TO KILL YOU, ASSHOLE! ]

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

[UH OH.

I made a mistake.

BETTER SWING FASTER.]

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

[ But how do you like her when she starts teleporting? The sneaky cheat. ]

I'm going to kill you! Then draw the little meat lines on your body and carefully preserve your organs so I can feast on you for months!

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

Wait, wait, we can talk about this!

[Well,she does eventually clip him, which makes him slam into a wall, fall... quite a ways, and bounce off the lid of a dumpster.

It's a pretty satisfying, meaty splat sound.]

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

Oh, I'm afraid we're far past the time for talk, meal.

Hm. And you said you wouldn't splat.

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

[He's moving.

He shouldn't be moving.]

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

Hoooh...? Now this is interesting.

[ Can she at least poke the moving thing with the handle of her axe? ]

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

Psy..cho...

[That gash you made is healing. Rapidly.

..So is his obviously broken leg and all the ribs poking through his skin.

And beyond that, his right hand is bright red, with a metallic sheen, with occasional black organ-like growths.. some of which have eyes.]

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

My, my, my.

[ She brings her axe back, thunking the sharp end into the ground, then floating up to the top of the handle and sitting on it with an interested expression. ]

You certainly are different, aren't you?

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

Shut up.

[He looks.. well. Like he's pretty much in agony. Bones rapidly mending doesn't feel that great.]

Told you I wasn't worth eating.

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

Oh, no. You still are. Well, at least... Can you regenerate limbs?

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

If I stick it back on.

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

Aw... Now that's just too bad. I was going to offer to make you my regular meal ticket.

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

I already said my blood was rotten.

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

I should really be the judge of that, don't you think?

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

You'll grow an extra face or something.

[Well, he SMELLS highly demonic. Or the blood all over does.]

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

Then you could see twice as much of my cute face.

[ That said, she is taking a sniff, and... ] Hmn. What... [ sniff, sniff ] What is that?

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

It's a monster or something.

It's in my hand.

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

Masturbate once too often, did you?

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

No.

I fell on a pointy thing.

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

Yes, that paints a much clearer picture.

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

It was in a museum, and it stabbed my hand.

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

You know you're not supposed to touch the exhibits, right? Especially the demonic ones.

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

It's complicated.

[I was stealing.]

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

[ ... ] You were trying to steal it, weren't you.