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theboxandthehound2016-04-16 06:28 pm
totallyclawsome) wrote in theboxandthehound2016-04-16 06:28 pm
[garbage test post]
[You suddenly find yourself in a city.
It's a pretty modern city, but it's quite dark. Street lights seem relatively rare, with the environment only lit up by the dim lights of shops and bars, or the bright lights coming from the windows of the incredibly tall buildings which seem to reach out for the sky.
You have two options.
One is some stupid cat boy walking on a high wall, and he leaps down to grab a tree branch to get to ground level.. and slips, and smashes his face into the tree, and flips over and lands backwards on the ground. And rolls around a little wailing stupidly. He then.. very audibly adjusts a broken nose, and sits up....oddly, he seems completely fine, even after his nose apparently breaking?
Two is.
Well.
You might see a shadow up on a ledge, fidding with it's glove.
You can either break their concentration and probably fuck them up, or see what happens.]
It's a pretty modern city, but it's quite dark. Street lights seem relatively rare, with the environment only lit up by the dim lights of shops and bars, or the bright lights coming from the windows of the incredibly tall buildings which seem to reach out for the sky.
You have two options.
One is some stupid cat boy walking on a high wall, and he leaps down to grab a tree branch to get to ground level.. and slips, and smashes his face into the tree, and flips over and lands backwards on the ground. And rolls around a little wailing stupidly. He then.. very audibly adjusts a broken nose, and sits up....oddly, he seems completely fine, even after his nose apparently breaking?
Two is.
Well.
You might see a shadow up on a ledge, fidding with it's glove.
You can either break their concentration and probably fuck them up, or see what happens.]
Re: 1
Oh god.]
Uh, okay.
Why can't a bike stand on it's own?
It's too tired.
Re: 1
[pause]
Do I laugh now?
Re: 1
The laughter was supposed to come before all that.
Re: 1
[The most dryest laugh you can imagine.]
I see. So the joke is that a bicycle normally has two tires and thus you are using word play to express that it is also exhausted?Although I am certain that with the right materials, it could in fact stand on its own even with two tires. However it is true that three or four would be the superior option.