Sample + CHRISTMAS PARTY NONSENSE

[whoslaughingmeow]

[It's CHRISTMAS TIME

Which means it's time for CELEBRATION, right?

So with that in mind, there's some PARTIES. Maybe you meant to be here. Maybe you didn't. Maybe you have no idea where this is or why you're here.

The first CELEBRATION is a simple high school Christmas party. There's a tree in the corner, mistletoe at the head of the room for those who are observant and willing, and a second sprig of the stuff right over the entrance for the people who are inobservant and aren't. Get hype! Or don't, because you are, technically, still in a school.

The second is a karaoke room. You know, those nice private rooms in kareoke clubs where Yakuza murder people and kids who can't afford love hotels seek privacy. It's also festively decorated, and has various Christmas songs you can sing until someone threatened to snap your neck if a normal song doesn't come up on the rotation soon.]

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

[This stupid cat boy has his head down at a desk during the FESTIVE (still at school) party.

He seems to be at least slightly in the spirit though, since a tiny bell is fastened to the slightly thick tail coming out of the base of his spine. It jingles softly whenever he sways his tail, every so often.]

[grimandproper]

[ If there was a jingly-jangly version of the Jaws theme, I'd post it here. Alas, there is no such thing. But if there was...! It'd lead right up to a certain someone appearing behind you and giving that bell a grand JANGLE flick.

Ho, ho, ho! Merry S-mas! ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He seizes up upon the flick of the bell, not expecting any sort of. Sudden sound to break the tranquility of his dozing.

His hands grip the sides of the desk as he frantically looks for. Whatever the hell caused that. Then when he sees who caused it he seems sort of embarrassed.]

...Oh.

[grimandproper]

"... Oh?" [ She walks around to the front of the desk and crosses her arms over her chest. ] That's it? "... Oh?"

[whoslaughingmeow]

Did you expect something more like

[He seizes up and feigns shock, taking on a screechy tone.]

'L-LILY?!'

[Then returns to normal.]

You just rang a bell a little, y'know.

[grimandproper]

Some sound of distress would have been nice, yes. [ She brings a candy cane to her mouth and sucks on the straight end of it. ] Or rather, it's the least you could have done. "... Oh." is just simply... inintéressant.

[whoslaughingmeow]

You should have for the ears or the tail itself then!

I'm sure the last thing you would want is for me to pretend to be distressed.

[grimandproper]

[ So this one got dragged to the CLASS PARTY or the KARAOKE PARTY by a certain someone that shall not be named (hint: it starts with a C, ends with a astafi-orced-me)—your pick!

She's keeping mostly to herself at either event, only moving out to grab something sweet or pester a... what's that word? Oh, right! Friend. Or she's affixing a sprig of mistletoe in a place Miss Class Rep didn't approve of and abusing her Chaos Seal powers to make "accidents" happen. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Watching her affix mistletoe.]

Playing cupid, are we?

Or do you just enjoy seeing people be uncomfortable?

[grimandproper]

Yes. [ She responds with a sly grin. ]

Shall I attach some fried chicken to this one so you can lay in wait for Ikuhara-senpai?

[whoslaughingmeow]

...Would that really work.

[It's telling his response wasn't 'no'.]

[grimandproper]

There's only one way to find out.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[...He's honestly tempted to see if Ren would fulfill the stereotype Lily has formed for her, but.]

...I don't think that's necessary.

[triviallyskilled]

[In the Karaoke room, a specific douchebag is leaning back with his feet kicked up on the table and a hand on a bottle of orange soda.]

So then, is it my turn to summon the astral spirits? I've never once failed, of course.

[grimandproper]

"The astral spirits?" [ Puh-leez. There's no such thing. ]

[triviallyskilled]

Of course. Heavenly muses ruling over women and song, and fated to love one child of a generation. From past summonings, I'm certain that it's myself of course.

[grimandproper]

[ Dear Lord, that bottle must be filled with 100% chuuni extract. ]

In other words, you've done karaoke several times.

[triviallyskilled]

I suppose you could say that. Shall I serenade you? --ahh, but be warned: I've been known to steal the hearts of young ladies.

[grimandproper]

[ Good thing I've got a couple of centuries on me, then. ]

Yes, do please attempt to woo me, good sir.

[sayonarasensei]

[I am not at your party at all.]

[I am at the house of some grandpa who is passed out drunk on the couch.]

[naturen]

[ Don't forget the lion-dog that's apologizing for him! Her ears are flicking back and forth nervously and everything! ]

I-I'm sorry! He said he'd wait until you'd gotten here to start, but...!

[sayonarasensei]

It is fine. I still can have something myself, and you are not unconscious.

[naturen]

I-Is it really okay? [ For the two of us to be together... alone? Someone should have invested in some frilly panties this evening! ]

[sayonarasensei]

If you are worried about my doing something untoward, you may take whatever measures you deem apropos. [I mean. This is your house.]

[naturen]

Oh, no! N-Never! N-Not you, sensei! [ Even though that's what she dreams about. ] I just meant... y-you might get bored, since it's... j-just me.