CHRISTMAS PSL POST

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I super love the holidays so this is for terrible winter/Christmas PSLs

Trees, Hot Chocolate, Shared Scarfs, Blankets, Lights, Kareoke, All that stuff.]

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[fuhrinkaed]

Sure! We've got clothing stores around. [This is the upscale part of town. Damn rich bastards.]

I could totally do it, nobody'd ever know.

[suzinkazan]

I guess it'd work.

[Oh god, let me help you, you terrible fashion dork.]

[fuhrinkaed]

Exactly. Come with me.

...You're better at fashion.

[suzinkazan]

I'm not saying that your normal attire isn't fashionable, but..

[She doesn't finish.

Ed can fill in the rest.]

[fuhrinkaed]

That's exactly what you're saying.

Let's just go pick out something nice.

[suzinkazan]

Alright.

I promise I'll preserve your appeal.

[fuhrinkaed]

[That feels like a trap.]

[OH WELL GRABBIN HER HAND LETS GO YEEEEEEAH]

[suzinkazan]

[How would it be a trap, Ed!

She's just gonna preserve your 'fluffy nerd' appeal.]

[fuhrinkaed]

[Oh. Well. Thank you.]

[I GUESS THIS IS A CLOTHES STORE, THEN.]

...I don't even know where to begin with this stuff...

[suzinkazan]

Leave it to me, okay.

[Are you in that god forsaken dragon print shirt and cape.]

[fuhrinkaed]

[NO.]







[...yes]

[suzinkazan]

...I suppose you'd complain if I tried to make you get rid of both of those.

But the cape is going to have to take a break.

[fuhrinkaed]

...It's a cloak, Susan.

[suzinkazan]

It's closer to a cape.

[fuhrinkaed]

If it was a cape, I'd be superman. I'm not superman.

[suzinkazan]

Okay, okay.

The point is, we're gonna replace it with a coat and scarf.

That's like a cloak but more modernly acceptable.

[fuhrinkaed]

...So a scarf is like the cloak of the future?

I dunno, tradition is really strong... but I did promise I'd listen.

[suzinkazan]

A scarf is totally like that.

[fuhrinkaed]

...Well, okay. If you think I'd look good in a scarf, I'll get a scarf.

[Totally using wind magic to make it flutter in the breeze like a badass, tho.]

[suzinkazan]

[I WILL CRUSH YOU

AND NOT WITH MY BOOBS]

You also need a coat.

[He's looking for a long brown one, fine let's make you look like the Doctor that seems about your speed.]

[fuhrinkaed]

[He's totally okay with that. Somehow, it looks almost respectable on him.]

...Is it me?

[suzinkazan]

...It looks better than I expected.

[fuhrinkaed]

Then I guess we'll get this and catch the others so we can finally research that tree festival!

[#priorities]

[suzinkazan]

I hope they're here by now.

[OTHERWISE THIS'LL JUST BE A DATE.]

[fuhrinkaed]

[One payment later, and going out... there's still nobody.]

[...]

Do you think we missed them, they got tired of waiting, and went on their own?