CHRISTMAS PSL POST

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I super love the holidays so this is for terrible winter/Christmas PSLs

Trees, Hot Chocolate, Shared Scarfs, Blankets, Lights, Kareoke, All that stuff.]

Comments

Re: Leo

[grimandproper]

[ Lily has that "I'm about to break out into laughter again, but you look so serious that I'm trying not to" look on her face. ]

I... [ ahem ] I s... see. I'd... [ hum! ] gotten the wrong idea, it seems.

Re: Leo

[whoslaughingmeow]

I am unsure why you would think I set up the perfect opportunity to be tormented.

Re: Leo

[grimandproper]

Well you wanted to get me something I liked, didn't you?

Re: Leo

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He opens his mouth.

Then closes is.

He has no response to this.]

...Touche.

Re: Leo

[grimandproper]

[ Lily grins as Leo concedes and therefore proves that, once again, Lily is always right. The smile shifts into a smirk, though, as she gets to her knees and makes her way to the box not entirely unlike a child might on Christmas morning. ]

Though... [ She places her finger on the bow around his neck. ] I take it to mean you meant to give... yourself... to me?

Re: Leo

[whoslaughingmeow]

That.. was the intent, yes...

[Maybe he should have thought this out better.]

Re: Leo

[grimandproper]

[ Now she starts peering into the box, looking all around Leo, inspecting her real present. ]

Really? Because I'm seeing a definite lack of shibari here.

Re: Leo

[whoslaughingmeow]

...Christmas Ribbon shibari?!

Re: Leo

[grimandproper]

Why not? They make peppermint-flavored condoms, don't they?

Re: Leo

[whoslaughingmeow]

Do they..?

[There's a faint jingling.

..He put a bell on his tail, too.]

Re: Leo

[grimandproper]

Yes. They put them out as soon as pumpkin spice goes out of season.

[ She mumbles about half of that sentence as she realizes she had apparently missed something on her first pass. ]

Did you put bells on?

Re: Leo

[whoslaughingmeow]

On my tail, yes.

Re: Leo

[grimandproper]

Just on your tail?

Re: Leo

[whoslaughingmeow]

I didn't tie a bell to THAT.

Re: Leo

[grimandproper]

[ Lily makes a face like aw. ]

I suppose t'would impede progress.

Re: Leo

[whoslaughingmeow]

You'd use it for foul purposes anyway.

I can just see you doing things to me, then taking the jingling of the bell as approval..

Re: Leo

[grimandproper]

My. Do you really consider my curiosity to be "foul?"

Re: Leo

[whoslaughingmeow]

I distinctly believe you would do such things I denied enjoying, just to listen for the bell.

Re: Leo

[grimandproper]

What a heartless, baseless accusation...

[ Really, just look at her pout like that. She's just curious, kitten! ]

Re: Leo

[whoslaughingmeow]

So if I actually DID have a bell on that, I wouldn't have to worry?

Re: Leo

[grimandproper]

Oh, I didn't say that. I'm just saying you should give me the chance to be naughty first.

Re: Leo

[whoslaughingmeow]

Oh, so you want me to have EVIDENCE that I shouldn't put it down there.

Re: Leo

[grimandproper]

[ A definitive nod. ] Precisely.

Re: Leo

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He nods his head solemnly.]

I understand. It's not fair if I don't give you the CHOICE.

Re: Leo

[grimandproper]

Especially since you do enjoy all those foul things I do to you.