Brook Guthrie (
ferrouswheel) wrote in
theboxandthehound2015-03-30 12:28 am
Another test drive
[Congratulations.
You're out in the woods.
Possibly because you just fucking wind up in weird ass places. You weirdo. Or maybe you're some hunter or frontiersman.
At any rate you get two options.
One, something just fell of the cliff. A short guy. Not.. ludicrously short, but like. 5'3. And he sits up out of a literal huge-ass crater something his size should not make.
TWO, the same short guy walks out of a nearby lake with a giant fish under his arm. Not 'swims to the surface'. Walks out. Like he was standing on the bottom. He spits out a little stream of water. Pshooooo.]
You're out in the woods.
Possibly because you just fucking wind up in weird ass places. You weirdo. Or maybe you're some hunter or frontiersman.
At any rate you get two options.
One, something just fell of the cliff. A short guy. Not.. ludicrously short, but like. 5'3. And he sits up out of a literal huge-ass crater something his size should not make.
TWO, the same short guy walks out of a nearby lake with a giant fish under his arm. Not 'swims to the surface'. Walks out. Like he was standing on the bottom. He spits out a little stream of water. Pshooooo.]

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I'm not sure trying to get around digging is that impressive, but thanks you.
You. Person.
[You goddamn tiny.]
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If I had to think about it.
[DIGGING SOME BIG ROCKS OUT OF THE CRATER THO.]
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[JUST STUFFING A ROCK INTO HIS MOUTH AND CHEWING AND LITTLE ROCK BITS GOING EVERYWHERE.]
ah 'ide effeh'
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[SHOVELS A HANDFUL OF SMALLER ROCKS IN, CHEWS.]
'one'orn.
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Sorry.
Yeah, I can eat rocks.
It's a Stoneborne thing.
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Well it's.
Just kinda something that happens, to some people. Born that way. I'm kinda stone...stoney.
Stone-like. I'm like a stone. I can eat rocks but the more rocks I eat the more stoney I get so I try to hold back most of the time.
Except gems. I like gems.
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[THAT'S DUMB.
YOU ARE DUMB TINY DRAGON.]
It's just a luck of the draw sorta thing.
It has it's ups and downs.
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Maybe your bloodline was blessed by the god of rocks! That's what happened to me.
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It's kinda a shitty blessing then, since part of it is that I can't have kids.
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Just something weird.
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Like, if I don't scrub myself good every day, seeds start to take root in me.
Thas' weird.
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Eventually.
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I guess that's true.
But the coolness of like a bush growing out of my shoulder is too much trouble.
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...Well the walking out the lake is, but. You know. ]
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...
I need this fish.
[Like his immediate thought was you wanting to eat his fish.]
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Good.
[JUST DROPPING IT IN THE DIRT THEN.]