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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[counterfaith]

[ shark

idk i'm too lazy to log out right now

idc if pure or not, do you want to play priestfucking ]

[jawsfive]

[What's Jesus

Who's God

You're not a priest you're some guy not a 40 foot tall whale person]

[counterfaith]

[ actually i am jesus, also i am a priest ]

-- Hello.

[ idk, you're in a cathedral, or something, probably ]

Are you lost?

[jawsfive]

I think I am.

I'm pretty sure there should be water, somewhere.

[counterfaith]

. . . There is the baptism pool --?

Where are you from?

[jawsfive]

...The ocean.

[Showing his hands.

They're webbed.]

[counterfaith]

-- I see.

[ looks -- troubled, concerned for him ]

I'm afraid you're a long way from home . . . what's your name, child?

[jawsfive]

Kanga.

[HAHA YOU DON'T GET THE GWAA YOU DON'T KNOW I'M FREE OF SHAME]

[counterfaith]

Mm, Kanga-kun. It's nice to meet you; I am Father Kotomine.

The ocean is a bit far away . . . I can give you directions, but these streets can be dangerous.

[jawsfive]

...

Who's father are you?

[counterfaith]

-- Father. . . ? Ah. . . I'm not -- I don't have children, by blood. It's my position in the church; I am a priest.