Big Prose-Y Prompt Post

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Here's a list of prompts and what not I'd like to do. OBVIOUSLY A LOT OF THESE TREND RISQUE but most can. Probably go in different direction, if you want?

Anyway I'm screening this so you can HIDE YOUR SHAME and if you tag here I'll PP you or Discord you or w/e to set up a post somewhere so we have pretendy funtimes. Some of these are stolen from others, so.

Generic Sacrifice/Slayer Shit

Dragon/monster over the village is given a 'sacrifice' under the misunderstanding that they eat people (in the literal sense) but really they don't and are kind of just put off by the whole thing. Except the person they were given is now basically written off as dead and won't be allowed back home due to monster stink, so the monster lets them stick around. Bonus points for the monster being a colossal loser who actually probably needs someone around to hassle them lest they waste away their monster life. Likely including extreme UST because the monster really does bang people and the sacrifice has to stare the fact they are trash who would bang a monster in the face. Alternatively a monster slayer who cannot handle what a fucking loser their Mark is and just kind of feels bad

[History Channel Voice] ALIENS

Congrats, you've been recruited by some sort of secret organization, or maybe aliens? The point is, you're in a new place and can't leave, and don't know where. You do know why, though; they're looking to see you mate. Maybe aliens are just curious? Or maybe this is an experiment and the other person is some weird non-human. Either way, get to it. The other person might also be new or they might be used to this by now. If you're really opposed, don't worry. Your captors have included a sex pollen feature to facilitate things if you're especially stubborn.

Better than Dawn of Justice

Some sort of hero/villain dynamic, maybe magical girl/villain or dumb cop/phantom thief thing? Lots of UST and the hero is either kind of into the villain or just wants to push them down and make them cry, Like maybe the hero totally outs themselves as super trash and decides to just kind of bully and top the villain as punishment after finally getting them. Or the reverse, of course.

There is literally an anime about this now but I did it first

You know what a guardian angel is, right? This is like the opposite. For whatever reason, some divine entity, good or evil, decided you were too pure, and sent a vehicle of sin or tempt you. And not in the 'oh no, they're hot' sort of way. In the 'can literally compel you to want to be lazy or gluttonous' way. Of course, you're strong enough to resist, right? The question is how long. Nobody else can see this spirit either, so enjoy looking crazy. You can still whack 'em in the head if you really want to, though. MAYBE IF YOU BANG THEM, THEY'LL LEAVE? Or maybe that's a trap, and by doing it you've failed, and are now doomed to hell. Who knows.

There is literally a manga about this and I didn't do it first

Something with lucid dreaming, like maybe both people are lucid dreamers but suck at actually making people in their dreams so WHOOPS, WHO IS THIS PERSON? Lots of dumb dream magic bullshit as they don't realize the other person is real. Alternative: Lucid Dreamer vs. Some sort of dream monster or demon, they want to leech the dreamer's energy but the Lucid Dreamer is just messing with them. Maybe even something like the lucid dreamer not being fully aware of how much they can control stuff, and realizing it in the course of messing with the intruder.

Kill La Kill Season 2

Both parties are exploring some old dusty shop full of boring shit, and find some clothes. One of them tries it on, unaware the clothing has it's own personality and things to do. Could be something like a maid outfit, or princess dress, or some kemonomimi garbage outfit. The victim tries to resist and keeps flipping back and forth as the person with them has to deal with a potentially unreasonable personality in the clothes. Alternatively, the second party engineered the situation themselves, and takes advantage of it. Or y'know. Tries too and is unaware of how unreasonable the now in-conflict victim is.

Welcome to the American Medical System

You signed a document at a docter's office and next thing you know you are in a white room. Apparently you agreed to be a test subject for a new variety of experiments in, uh. Everything. You know. Body modification, new drugs, that sort of thing. This is why you always read things before you sign them. Unless you didn't even sign them, and have indeed never been in a doctor's office, in which case this is why you read the terms of service on your iOS updates before clicking 'agree'. File that away for future use, in the brain you may only have for a slightly more limited amount of time.

OBVIOUSLY THESE MAY BE CUSTOMIZED

Anyway, like I said; tags screened, I'll contact, we can lock posts obv if you want, nice slow burn psl shit as I try to regain my RP footing