SOME FUCKIN' TRASH I GUESS?

[collectionday]

[Hello you poor servant of this dumb asshole.

Welcome to this messy trashbag's studio apartment which has such amazing amenities as; a bed, and a table, and a tv. Not even a flat screen TV it's a fucking SDTV

And he has this stupid fuckin' design he literally draw with a free bank pen on a free napkin.]

I decided on the mark we'll get on you.

Comments

[reusedandrecycled]

[ yes ]

And I can't let everyone know that if my master isn't great.

[ GRIIIND ]

[collectionday]

[Thump thump thump.]

Well...

[I mean I definitely want to bone you a lot more now than I did five minutes ago.]

[reusedandrecycled]

Well?

[collectionday]

...I'm unconvinced.

[WHAT.

A

LAZY

DUMPSTER.]

[reusedandrecycled]

You're such a piece of shit, master.

[collectionday]

Am I?

[Thump. Thump.]

[reusedandrecycled]

Definitely.

[ ...hold on a second ]

...Master, are you...?

[collectionday]

What.

[reusedandrecycled]

Your tail is wagging.

[collectionday]

It's an idle twitch.

[reusedandrecycled]

[ moves foot off face

moves foot onto crotch ]

[collectionday]

[That is a hells of boner.]

...

Idle twitch.

[reusedandrecycled]

Maaaaaaster~.

[ rub rub rub ]

[collectionday]

[Oh that's.

A thing let's arch the back a little.]

What.

[LIKE THIS IS TOTALLY NORMAL AND NOT AT ALL WEIRD.]

[reusedandrecycled]

I can't believe you. I'm your servant, you know. You're a dragon, and I'm just a demon.

[collectionday]

I have no idea what you mean.

[LOOK I NEVER HAD A SERVANT FOR MORE THAN LIKE 3 DAYS BEFORE]

[reusedandrecycled]

[ gggently presses down ]

I wanted to be yours, but this says you want it the other way around.

[collectionday]

[There's no visible change in his shitty lazy face

Except the red creeping in.]

I maintain my claim of ignorance.

[reusedandrecycled]

I bet you want me me mark you.

[collectionday]

What a ridiculous assertion.

[reusedandrecycled]

You're not proving me wrong.

[collectionday]

I'm not obligated to prove your inane theories wrong.

[reusedandrecycled]

So why's your dick hard?

[collectionday]

...Dragon stuff.

[reusedandrecycled]

You know, it's okay to admit you like stuff like this. A real great master would just own it.